knitting pipe cleaners

Captains log;

- Ordered 1 'keep driveway clear' sign from ebay

- watched neighbour's child run in circles on lawn with toy pram. (I thought he was mowing)

- now knitting pipe cleaners

"Nice day isn't it, young sir"

Sat by the river today. 

The next bench along sat another man with sun kissed special brew™ cheeks.

As I got up and walked past him, he said, 

"Nice day isn't it, young sir"

Yes it is. Then I pounced my swooning body over his dirty boot laces*

*may have only happened in my mind