Hello happy faces!
Have you done your sunday morning stretches?
Have you done your sunday morning stretches?
Because we - Field Slam Productions 2011 - have!
Let me entice you curious souls with the Moon Coat Activator DX5.
Let me entice you curious souls with the Moon Coat Activator DX5.
Above it's posed with its little brother the DX3. But what does it do?
Originally designed to set up an instant moon base for retired philosophers....
...the Moon Coat Activator DX5 works by first climbing upon a tall structure then pointing your finger (as demonstrated by our Star Model). Point that finger long enough...
and the accidentally designed patented technology goes to work, stretching itself downwards into a new superstructure!
Our technology is so cutting edge it ran into some problems. You see, being so Space Age, it dislikes the Earth.
It stubbornly refused to clad all the way to the ground.
And so, like a small child stuck up a tree, our special team of councillors are in the process of talking it down.
We have offered it warm blankets and a bowl of soup (organic, made with real soup).
We'll let you know how it goes, we have our space dusted socks crossed.
We'll let you know how it goes, we have our space dusted socks crossed.
